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Luckiest Man Ever to Get it in Thailand

Published: 2/5/09

So I woke up one morning with a really bad start to the day, it was hot. My whole bed was wet from my sweat! Damn A/C must have stopped working in the middle of the night. So I was grumpy, moody, and worst of all, tired. I went to the hotel receptionist to try to tell them that my A/C was not working but I could not communicate with them properly. So not only do they have faulty appliances or what not, they have an uneducated staff of workers. I became irate!

I demanded to see the manager and told them that I and my coworker. The hotel manager was very adamant that I not leave. I found out later that the reason for this was because I was overpaying for the room that I got. My friend and I were paying 1500 baht, which to me seemed cheap, for a room that the locals only pay 500 baht for. That is about $30 USD a night that I was overpaying. So the lady said that I should go to my room and that she'd come by to talk things through to me.

Instead of her coming up to discuss the matters, she sent two girls!! When the girls came in, I didn't really know what to expect. They were young and sexy and hot, very hot and made my member rock hard when I saw them. I thought they were going to discuss things with them. They asked me where my friend was. I guess they sent one girl to see my friend and one girl to see me. But my friend went on a day excursion to the Chaophraya River.

These girls, I soon realized, did not speak any English. Thailand seems to have a problem with English speaking. It is so hard to communicate there but these girls were easy to understand. They wanted only one thing... the snake in my pants. They went straight for it. Both of them. I was surprised. Amazed. Lucky. Happy.

Imagine, me, a 45 year old single dude with no family getting a threesome :-). I've only had one sex partner up to this point so I basically doubled that in one morning.

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