Funny Indian Quotes

Indian Children Are Cute and Funny

My friend's daughter is so wise. She told my friend that God loves music because it is like a hug to him.

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• "The top reason you should NEVER date a woman over 30 years old ... if she has denied her prime natural hormonal directive to be fruitful and multiply for so long, how hard do you think it will be to deny you?"
• "They love your money ... you love their body... I guess that is true love." - Taylor Tian
• "Browse, flirt, contact, meet, get it on, move on to the next. If that's what you want, online dating works great." - Taylor Tian
• "I have been lazy all weekend so I had this chance of posting my profile and checking out hot chicks like you." - Shaadi.com User

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