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Azhar Usman - Indian Comedian

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Azhar Usman was one of the comedian performers on Allah Made Me Funny. It was about Muslim comedians. Azhar is from India.

He says that Indo-Pakistanis greet each other with the bobblehead greeting. His favorite greeting, though, is the nasal eyed aunty.

He says that Chicago has so many Muslims. "We have 500,000 Muslims in Chicago, just you think it. We are having 7 million muslims in America -- can you imagine. 1.2 Billion muslims the world". He then makes fun of this person saying, "as if he had something to do with it.

They brag about "community is growing" to their coworkers at work. "Hey Bob, 7 million muslims in America". The punchline of his joke is that Bob is not impressed - but scared.

He has heavy beard (no moustache) and says that people are scared of him when they see him walking around. Especially scared are they when they see him entering the airport as if they were going to die. His middle name is Mohammed. But he says that if he were really a fundamentalist muslim about to hijack the plane, he would not disguise himself as what he looks like.

 

Other Comedians: Dan Nainan, Neerja Sharma, Rajiv Satyal, Ron Josol, Russell Peters, Sugar Sammy, Vidur Kapur.

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